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she's just a complicated girl who likes to complicate her life

By cicero (Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 04:36:56 PM EST) (all tags)

with the likes of me, apparently.

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hello, ladies

By cicero (Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 09:45:07 PM EST) (all tags)

(and I'm not saying that in the creepy demetri martin way).

a note, about humor, and being funny.

If you start a sentence with, "do you want to hear something funny?"

"I don't think you really love me" isn't a good punchline.

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i drink till I'm drunk and I smoke till I'm senseless

By cicero (Sun Nov 25, 2007 at 01:44:09 PM EST) (all tags)

went to go see my mom for thanksgiving. i don't think I'll be doing that again any time soon.

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it's never funny when someone says, "it's funny how..."

By cicero (Thu Nov 15, 2007 at 12:09:05 PM EST) (all tags)

I used to make fun a friend in highschool by saying that he fell in love too easily.

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the architect says,"howdy".

By cicero (Mon Jan 15, 2007 at 12:08:30 AM EST) whinging (all tags)

I had an interesting conversation with the architect the other day. It went something like this:

Architect: howdy
Me: howdy

poll - ethics of promoting your company?

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I hate you

By cicero (Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:14:42 AM EST) work (all tags)

how do I put this? you're a snake

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women are strange creatures.

By cicero (Fri Oct 27, 2006 at 09:06:50 PM EST) cicero, crazy, women, sameoldshit (all tags)

then again, i've been told that men are too.

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I found me!

By cicero (Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 01:34:33 AM EST) (all tags)

I fucked my neighbor.

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a small amount of precipitation

By cicero (Fri May 13, 2005 at 10:47:40 AM EST) (all tags)

tends to lead inexoribly to a large amount of precipitation.

or so they say.

yo me voy a sacar mi pinche paraguas

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new job - mid week 1 update

By cicero (Thu May 12, 2005 at 12:15:33 AM EST) (all tags)

or, what does 4 feet of desktop space really look like?

poll? what's that?

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-	BICYCLE!	28%
-	car	11%
-	Motorbike	6%
-	Jet pack	16%
-	Unicycle	1%
-	Roller blades	3%
-	Skateboard	1%
-	Zorb	5%
-	Paraglider	1%
-	Segway	1%
-	Bus	1%
-	Train	2%
-	Plane	1%
-	Shank's pony	9%
-	Velocipede	7%

Votes: 77	\|	Comments: 13
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